He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It's blow job season.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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