I need to stop coming to work sober
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
we're making bets on your personal life
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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