I hate your face
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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