If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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