So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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