Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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