When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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