i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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