I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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