I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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pray to the hookup gods
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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