i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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