just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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