Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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