so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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