NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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