Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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