I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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