Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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