..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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