She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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