I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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