matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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