his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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