so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
The uberlube is also flammable
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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