hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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