i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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