OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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