How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You've changed since you got that strap on
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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