I think im going to throw up on grandma
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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