and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize