You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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