My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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