Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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