Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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