i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize