Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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