You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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