it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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