He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Be still, my beating vagina.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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