the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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