physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I had to cum in my sink.
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