Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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