I'm jealous of your bromance
he puts the penis in happiness.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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