She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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