So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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