What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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