Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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