ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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