i think i have two assholes
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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