Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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