do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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